We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
