Fine. I'll sleep in my office
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
She bit a glass in half.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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