She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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