we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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