Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
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The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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