Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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