Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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