I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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