At least make sure they are 18
Why
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Randomize
