While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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