i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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