I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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