belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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