I hope mine doesn't look like that
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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