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She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
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I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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