can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Randomize
