i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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