after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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