She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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