I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
and you said cock pushups were impossible
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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