Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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