Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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