i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
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I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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