Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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