what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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