At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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