i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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