ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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