How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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