i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Is it penis luge time yet?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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