your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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