You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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