dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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