Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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