butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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