There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
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Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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