Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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