What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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