That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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