we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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