WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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