awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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