I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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