That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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