I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I think i got beer on your cat.
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