Dual....:-)
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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