Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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