I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
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I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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