I'm eating all of the evidence.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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