how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
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I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
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I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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