there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
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you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
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