is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
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Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Drake has all the answers
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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