return my video game
hotel room ftw
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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