youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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