I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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